The episode was written by series co-creator Trey Parker, and was directed by Parker and Eric Stough. The episode is a spoof of the HBO prison drama series Oz and a general commentary against hate crime legislation. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 12, 2000, and is the second of a four-episode run of titles ending in "2000". It is the 1st episode in production order of Season 4. " Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" is the second episode of the fourth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 50th episode of the series overall. Shut up!! You downloaded a lot of songs! Says here you even downloaded Judas Priest? That's hard time you boys are lookin' at.2nd episode of the fourth season of South Park " Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" Stan, Kyle, and Kenny wait on the other side of the table. Inside, a detective reviews some reports on the boys' Internet activity. United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, day. Īnd I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus. You can play bass.īe as sick as you want, just give me a God-damned bass line! Tolkien, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. All right, Tolkien, give me a smooth bass line. See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with Jesus. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. He, Tolkien and Butters begin to practice.Īll right, guys, this is gonna be so easy. Move move move move move move! All clear, men! Get your ass going! Tango Teamus to Point Bravo! Suspects in custody! įreeze!! FBI!! ĭown on the ground! Down on the ground! Wow! Downloading music for free is awesome! We should download some Judas Priest, too. (Oh you forgot to get some Judas Priest.) Let's download some Metallica, and some Stevie Wonder. See? Everyone on the Internet copies their music from their CDs, and then we can download them for free and play them on the computer!Īll right, cool. Stan works the keyboard as Kyle and Kenny watch. Kenny says you can download music for free on the Internet! It didn't work! My stupid Jew dad won't lend me money for CDs! Can't you see this is my dream? Music is my life! Sorry Kyle, we gave you your allowance already. We need to go down to the mall to buy hundreds of CDs to listen to so we can define our sound. Our band can't find a stylistic direction to go in. Three hundred dollars? What in the world for? Dad, can I borrow three hundred dollars? Two billion, three hundred and thirty one million dollars. Wait! Walk out that door, Tolkien, and you'll regret it the rest of your life! Christians have a built-in audience of over one hundred and eighty million Americans! If each one of them buys just one of our albums at twelve dollars and ninety-five cents that would be. Gentlemen, we are about to embark on the most amazing, life-affirming, financially windfalling experiences of our young lives. Hey, there was a bass guitar in my basement. Yes, the tears of Kyle Broflovski when he loses his ten dollars to me. Cartman is at the piano, Butters is on drums. Your family's black, Tolkien! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! Ĭartman's house. No time to waste! Platinum album! Must beat Kyle! Tolkien! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! Platinum album! Platinum album! Gotta make a platinum album before Kyle! īutters! Get your drum set and meet me at my house! We have to make a platinum album! Hurry, Butters! He appears over a rise on one of the streets. Okay, fine! Ready?! First one to have a platinum album wins! Go! Oh yeah?! I will bet you ten bucks that if I start a Christian rock band that I can get a platinum album before you guys do! Just get the hell out of here, Cartman! You're not serious and you're a detriment to the band! You just start that way, Stan, then you cross over. I don't wanna be in a stupid Christian rock band! Think about it! It's the easiest crappiest music in the world, right? If we just play songs about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap! I think out band better buy a whole bunch of music CDs to listen to for inspiration. Yeah, and I'm more hip-hop and R-and-B oriented. I mean, ah I'm a fusion guy, but Kenny's background is more Latin Jazz. We have to define our style if we're ever going to make a platinum album. Ooohhh, I thought a group of Vietnamese people were having their intestines pulled out through their mouths. Cartman sings lead, Stan and Kyle on are guitars, Kenny is on the drums. Stan and the boys are in the Marsh garage belting out tunes, but their musical styles are scattered. Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield, from Metallica.
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